I wish I was a gay boy so I could bone this.

womanizer womanizer womanizer womanizer womanizer womanizer womanizer womanizer womanizer womanizer womanizer womanizer womanizer womanizer womanizer

Guys my vibrator broke what should i do

here destiny try this

TWIST THE CAP OFF TWIST TWIST

yesssssss

good plan except when i jizz in my pants there are no pants and we've got a big big mess on our hands

i am keeping track of my karma, in points

this is what happened to my mirror because i cheated on my test, it was minor but the trash can attacked pretty hard so i'm expecting some good karma to balance things out

i think i hugged someone yesterday thats 4 points

this is my pee on a street.

and faithful TV screens

I'm working the late shift tonight

***h1t m3 up bbys & g3t redi 4 mah herpezzz***

Homegirl, prostitution is bad for you. Lay off that slice of life

step the fuck off my jock, J Tim..I only care what Jesus thinks

fuck you jt, my world needs some HO power

TrIpple WOrd.

Happy Birthday Adam Thaddeus Siska

Hey Sisky happy birthday. see what i gave bill on his birthday?

ew mike what are you doing to me hands off the cock

no thanks mike, me and butcher ~celebrated last night & i'm really sore and tired
(...i said no cameras, get out we're busy!!!!)

sisky i'm ready for it come on bring it

Stop it mike, this snake isn't for your plane, now where did you put my pants you bastard

Dude i miss YM

These are the results of my color and my sexuality test. Enjoy.

PURPLE:
Lovers of purple frequently consider themselves to be too sophisticated for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate to mess their hair. Men are business-like in their approach to lovemaking. In both sexes purple partners are more concerned with their fulfillment than anyone else's gratification.
BLACK:
Black color preferences point to black sex (not necessarily meaning black partners). These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that sex offenders prefer the color black. And it is no coincidence that the uniform of mobsters and teenage gangs is black attire.

go analog baby, you're so post modern

i would very much like to post a picture of a person i am facebook stalking but the thing is i don't quite know him in person and the only reason i have pictures is because of intense cyber stalking of this adorable guitar tech :)

so i'll just post this broad instead for all you lovelies to heckle at.

hey guys i'm a vampire

NO MOTHERFUCKING WAY ME TOO

wanna have sex i can rip you to pieces

"Delicious!"

I know right, I have an erection for sure.