I got an email ffrom* CSU Monterey that told me they are "cheap but not easy."
Which, ironically enough, is the reputation I am striving for in the prostitution industry.
And though that may seem contradictory, its not, and I recommend spending a night working a corner** to broaden your perspective.
*I realize that I made this typo, but after fixing it I decided to restore it to its original misspelled state to display one of my many common flaws.
**NOT MY CORNER. FIND A DIFFERENT FUCKING CORNER.***
***(not that you'd make money anyway....with me as your competition.)
happy wanking :)
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I TOTALLY GOT THAT EMAIL THE OTHER DAY.
ReplyDeleteMAYBE WE SHOULD BOTH GO THERE AND PROVE HOW WE ARE CHEAPER AND EASIER THAN THE ENTIRE STUDENT POPULATION.
I THINK WE COULD DO IT.